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none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
Photos like this remind me of
Diagon Alley won’t officially open until July 8, but the first photos of Universal’s new expansion of the Harry Potter Wizarding World show details that may as well put you inside the Leaky Cauldron. The theme park’s Diagon Alley features the pub — yep, there’s Butterbeer — Ollivander’s wand shop, Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlour, Weasleys’ Wizarding Wheezes and the Hogwarts Express. But the real highlight of the new addition is “Harry Potter and the Escape of Gringotts,” a ride featuring animatronic goblins, 3D projection systems, fog blasts, a deep dive into the bank and an encounter with Bill Weasley. The new ride sits under a fire-breathing Ukranian Ironbelly dragon used to guard the bank from the likes of Mr. Harry Potter himself. Take a look at the the first photos of Diagon Alley. [ X ]
Derrick Hill + soup
★ requested by a bunch of people