“MY NAME IS MARK TWAIN, FAMOUS AMERICAN AUTHOR. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU YHAT THIS GIRL IS MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALK YOU AND/OR MURDER YOUR PETS.”
If a girl ever did this to me she could have me any way she wanted.
(Source: winonaryderscrazyeyes)
whereisyourboyt0night reblogged this from 0ohdarling
yourhandshaketurnsmeon reblogged this from wannabeaplatinumblonde and added:
I think I may make myself one of these and hand it out to random guys …
0ohdarling reblogged this from storyofmylifeforeveralone
storyofmylifeforeveralone reblogged this from kellyissmelly69
rejectionsquid reblogged this from adorablyvulgar
paper-towns-for-a-paper-girl reblogged this from captainhollyshort
pixiebootsandpointeshoes liked this
iwouldeat500jams reblogged this from wannabeaplatinumblonde
daciasays reblogged this from ashleysabatino
rejectionsquid liked this
jazzysatindoll reblogged this from scrambledorfried and added:
Why yes, I am sending this to someone in the imminent future.
jazzysatindoll liked this
angela-cantthinkofaurl reblogged this from scrambledorfried
captainhollyshort reblogged this from wannabeaplatinumblonde
little-blue-worm reblogged this from wannabeaplatinumblonde
wannabeaplatinumblonde reblogged this from scrambledorfried
scrambledorfried reblogged this from mr-derp-herpin
vans-and-beach-tans liked this
male-seeking-callipygian liked this
heyrhiewhatsyournameagain reblogged this from privateschoolantics
440ml liked this
kellyissmelly69 reblogged this from privateschoolantics and added:
oh my god, I want to send this to someone haha
brookeiorio reblogged this from makeloveandgetpaid
privateschoolantics reblogged this from tempus-edax
kom-u-tre liked this
bittersweettruthes liked this
park-party reblogged this from mariecavanagh
mariecavanagh reblogged this from winonaryderscrazyeyes and added:
Can’t wait for the day when i can actually show...to a viable “sex things” candidate
c-happy reblogged this from mariecavanagh
hellogoodblye reblogged this from april1ouise and added:
Alright. Let’s go.
dedicationscore liked this
teaandtrinkets liked this
alexandraagreen liked this
ohhellomylovely liked this
christopherismykryptonite liked this
betterlucknexttime reblogged this from ashleysabatino
persians5 reblogged this from friendlywithmonsters
april1ouise reblogged this from sessillove
sessillove reblogged this from wewouldsingtilwesawthesun
mstennantsmithpottercriss reblogged this from beautifulwhatsyourhurry
polaroidboutique liked this
stephanie-kate liked this
jumpthehorse reblogged this from heelsdown
instantlyruby liked this
wewouldsingtilwesawthesun reblogged this from ashleysabatino
gemm82 reblogged this from ashleysabatino and added:
….HAHAHAHA omg…...especially loled at the last part.
markerstoinfinity liked this
fieldofmemories liked this
breathsavers reblogged this from ashleysabatino
11valerie reblogged this from ashleysabatino and added:
is hilarious.!!! Hahhahahaha
